ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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