I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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