There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
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Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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