BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I deserve this hangover.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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