did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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