Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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