i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
