best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I understand Curling. That high.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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