i just google imaged poop.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
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His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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