Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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