This girl is more easily done than said...
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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