I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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