and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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