can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Randomize
