your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
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He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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