Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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