So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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