I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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