i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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