Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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