Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
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I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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