i think my mom watched the whole time
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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