Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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