His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Floor bacon is actually really good
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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