Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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