Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
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Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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