So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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