need another drink. this is the easiest way
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
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Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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