I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
The uberlube is also flammable
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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