Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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