Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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