We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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