I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
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Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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