she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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