I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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