Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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