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It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
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I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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