Plan B is the new Plan A
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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