let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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