that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
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