On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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