I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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