what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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