he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
As shirtless as possible
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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