:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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