doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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