that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
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