At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
