Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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