no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
that's an acceptable place to lick
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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