where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize