You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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