She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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