I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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