I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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