kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
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Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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