I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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