Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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