dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
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My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
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You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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