I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Randomize
